You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do pt.26

Updated: June 4, 2013

 NORTH CAROLINA-(BASN) 1.Rapper Kayne West needs to explain how he could walk head on into a red Wrong Way sign? He must be under Illuminati mind-control-

2. Somebody needs to explain if this Indiana Pacers vs the Miami Heat series was fixed to go seven games in order for the league to make a little more money..(You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do.)

3. Somebody needs to explain why Terrell Owens is bowling instead of catching football in the NFL..(You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do.)

4. The Miami Heat’s Chris “Birdman” Andersen needs to explain why he is actually trying to shapeshift into a bird for real.

5. UNC’s Reggie Bullock needs to explain why he left school in order to pursue a career in the NBA. Seriously, stay in school. You are not good enough.

6. Sports fans needs to explain why Minnesota’s RB Adrian Peterson has to apologize for saying he is against gay marriage.

7. Three cowardly criminals need to explain why they stabbed the Steelers’ Mike Adams after trying to carjack his automobile..(You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do.)

8. Stephen Marbury’s needs to explain why he refuses to pay his ex-mistress Thurayyah Mitchell $331, 584.80 in order to keep their seamy affair a secret..(You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do.)

9. Chad OchoCinco needs to explain why he just didn’t just play football instead doing reality tv? Seriously, reality TV has killed alot of careers. Child please!!!

10. LA’s Dwight Howard needs to explain why he is considering playing for the Houston Rockets next year? Where is all of that loyal he once possessed?

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