By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: June 15, 2012

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)—1. Did you hear what Rush Limbaugh called President Obama?

Yes. And honestly, I agree with him. President Obama is acting like Barack Hussein Kardashian.

2. Is Kevin Durant better than Lebron James?

Nobody is better than Lebron James.

3. Do you think Shaquille O’Neal will make a good GM?

Yes, Shaq would make a great GM. Besides, he is already known as the great mumbler.

4. Do you like the Washington Nationals Bryce Harper?

Bryce Harper is good but he is no Pete Rose.

5. Sum up the Western Conference Finals in three words or less?

Flip meet Flop.

6. Do you think the FBI is tapping your telephone and the CIA is checking your e-mail?

No. But, my girlfriend is. Matter of fact; let me get off of this computer.

7. Do you like the Smurfs?

No, I like Avatars.

8. Who is Tim Tebow rooting for in the Stanley Cup: the Kings or the Devils?

That’s an easy question. The King of All Kings. Jesus.

9. What is your favorite rap song?

That rap song by NAS about Daughters. Wow! Hip-Hop is not dead yet.

10. Is Albert Pujos in a slump?

Yes, he has only hit three more homeruns than my grandmother.

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