By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: January 13, 2012

1. Did you see Dallas Cowboys WR Miles Austin miss that wide-open pass against the New York Giants?

No, I lost it the lights.

2. Will Barack Obama win the 2012 election?

Yes. Obama will win the presidency once again in 2012. Why? Because, the Republicans are not going to elect Mitt Romney because he is a Mormon. They are not going to elect Ron Paul because he doesn’t blindly support Israel. They are not going to elect Michelle Bachman because she is a woman. And they are not going to elect Newt Gingrich because he is an adulterer

3. What did you mom get you for Christmas?

She got me an autograph Derek Jeter baseball. How she got it, I have no idea?

4. Did you see the Saturday Night Live skit involving Tebow and Jesus?

Yes, I saw it but it wasn’t funny because they still think Jesus Christ is white. Besides, it’s 2012 Saturday Night Live, we have a Black President, now. Therefore, it would have been funnier if Eddie Murphy played Jesus.

5. Do you know who Robert Griffin, the third, is?

Yes…He is the most exciting thing to happen in Waco, Texas since David Koresh.

6. Did you see the Patriots versus Broncos game?

Yes, it was white America’s version of the Super Bowl. Tom Brady vs. Tim Tebow….it can’t get any better than that.

7. What is your philosphy on life?

Ordinary people live and learn, I just live.

8. Can you believe the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Green Bay Packers?

I guess God is with coach Romeo Crennel instead Tim Tebow. God is good, all the time.

9. What does Christmas mean to you?

Family, shopping and credit card debt.

10. Did you watch the New York Knicks versus the Memphis Grizzlies?

Nope, I was in my bathroom, with the door locked, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

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