NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) -- Comedian Soupy Sales passed away back on October 22 at the age of
83. He was best known for his local and network
children's TV show,
Lunch With Soupy Sales -- a series of comedy sketches which frequently ended with Sales receiving
a pie in the face -- which became his trademark.
Therefore, today in the
"Endzone" we will continue that tradition by throwing a couple of
pies in the faces of some athletes who deserve it the most.
1. Tim Tebow
(gets a pie in the face) for crying
on the sideline like a little baby after the Florida Gators lost 33-12 to the
Alabama Crimson Tide Saturday during the SEC Championship
game. I guess, Jesus loves Alabama instead of Florida.
2. Shaquille O'Neal
(gets a pie in the face) for
cheating on his wife Shaunie according to gossip sites (I hate gossip)
with Wizards baller Gilbert Arenas's fiance' Laura Govan. To make
matters worst, Laura is supposedly friends with Shaunie. Drama. NO
WONDER. The Diesel can't make a free-throw.
3. Ron Artest
(gets a pie in the face) for admitting he hid alcohol in his locker and would drink Hennessey during half-time.
4. Pitt Panthers holder Andrew Janocko
(gets a pie in the face)
after mishandling a perfect snap from center which cause the Panthers
to miss an extra-point in the Big East title game against the Cincinnati Bearcats in which they lost 45-44.
5. Tiger Woods or should I say "Cheetah"Woods
(gets a pie in the face) for sleeping with so many unattractive white slutty Bimbos....
6. Pittsburgh Steelers WR Hines Ward
(gets a pie in the face)
for saying QB Ben Roethlisberger should have lied to doctors about his
concussion in order to play against the Baltimore Ravens in week 12 in
which the Steelers lost in overtime 20-17.
7. Washington Redskins Kareem Moore (
gets a pie in the face)
for having his interception stripped from his arms by New Orleans
Saints wide receiver Robert Meachum and ran for a touchdown Sunday.
8. Ex-major league slugger Sammy Sosa (
gets a pie in the face) for bleaching his face from black to white. Sammy don't you know
BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!
9. The Titans (WR) Nate Washington
(gets a pie in the face)
for dropping a perfect pass from Vince Young in the first quarter
against the Indianapolis Colts in which the Titans lost 27-13.
10. The Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers
(get a pie in the face) after losing their fourth game in a row to the Oakland Raiders 27-24.