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HERE COMES THE HATER!!! PRE-SUPER BOWL PARTY!!!
Get ready to laugh!!! Because, Bobbee Bee “The Hater” is back with more cartoons to make you laugh as he kicks off his Pre-Super Bowl Party. Yes, this is still the BEST CARTOON on the NET. Live from his Toilet, Talkin’ S#$*!!
by Eric D.Graham
1. Why did you get expelled from school last week?
Because, when my teacher asked, “Where is my homework?”…I said, “I am just here so I won’t get fined…..” LMAO…
2. Do you like Seattle Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch?
Yes!! I like Marshawn Lynch but, he is too Black. And, Russell Wilson is not Black enough. It is sort like Farrakhan and President Obama. That’s really not a good comparison. But, anyway..
3. Do you watch ESPN’s 1st Take?
Yes. I watch ESPN lst Take on YouTube. But, Skip Bayless still doesn’t know what he is talking about!!!.
4. Do you agree with Stephen A.Smith’s comments that Marshawn Lynch should simply conform and follow the rules?
No!!! Marshawn Lynch shouldn’t conform, only perform!!! Plus, Stephen A. needs to go to Becton’s Barber shop and have Mr.Becton fix his rescinding hairline.
5. Do you believe in miracles?
Yes!!! Russell Wilson has restored my faith. He is the new “Black” Tim Tebow, who can throw!!! AMEN!!!
6. What is your opinion on De-Flat-Gate?
Man, Tom Brady looked guilty as Bill Cosby during that press conference with that stupid-looking toboggan on his head. COLD-BUSTED!!!
7. What one question to you have for Marshawn Lynch even though he doesn’t speak to the media?
As a Black man, how does it feel to have the last name Lynch?
8. Who do you think knocked out Tiger Woods’ tooth?
All I can say is, “White women don’t play….” Whether on the golf course or on the ski slopes…
9. Do you think Seattle can beat New England in the Super Bowl?
Yes. But, they are going to need more than Jesus and Russell Wilson to beat Tom Brady!!
10. Do you feel sorry for Peyton Manning after the Denver Broncos lost to Andrew Luck and the Indianapolis Colts?
Nope!! Why, Because, despite Peyton’s poor performance, he is still HEAD-ED to the Hall of Fame after he retires.
11. Do you think the New England Patriots Bell Belichick and Tom Brady are going to HELL for cheating?
Only God and Roger God-dell know the answer to that question.
12. Do you think James Earl Ray killed Martin Luther King Jr.?
No!!!! Everybody knows that the United States Government did that…..
13. Did you celebrate MLK Jr’s birthday?
Yes. But, it is sad that they killed Martin Luther King and gave us Clefo Dollar and Bishop Eddie Long as his replacements. Plus, Bravo pushed Coretta Scott King out of the way and gave up Atlanta Housewives. WOW!!!
Eric D. Graham, a graduate of Winston-Salem State University, where he earned a B.A. in Mass Communication with a concentration in Radio and Television and a minor in History, with an emphasis in African-American Studies, is currently the Managing Editor of BASN, where his thought-provoking articles appear on a daily basis. To contact him e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org