CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
NEW!!! HERE COMES THE HATER!!!
Yes. I am officially back after a long and needed vacation. If you have forgotten me, it’s the bad boy from Philly. Bobbee Bee “The Hater”…So, all of you weak and whack sports reporters need to sit down and shut up. And, let me handle this site from now on.
(North Carolina)-BASN-1. What is advice to you have for the young people of today?
Never fry baloney on high. I just saved somebody’s life and they don’t even know it.
2. Ray Rice or Adrian Peterson?
It really doesn’t matter….One of them is going to end up playing for Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys, especially if they don’t make the playoffs.
3. Who is worse Roger Goodell or Isis?
The Cleveland Cavaliers
4. Do you watch NASCAR?
Do you mean…redneck wrestling
5. Are you happy the NCAA created a playoff system?
Not really…Because, in the end, some team from the SEC will end up playing for the National Championship.
6. Will the Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs this season?
Yes. But, only if Jerry Jones stays off the field and in the press box.
7. Have you seen the NY Jets play football this year?
Respectfully, I wouldn’t call that football….
8. What are your thoughts about Adrian Peterson getting suspended for eight games?
After all of that drama, all he wanted to do was discipline his son and play for the Dallas Cowboys.
9. What’s wrong with Tony Romo?
He either has performance anxiety or he is secretly point shaving….Yeah, I said it.
10. Did you watch the CMA? The Country Music Awards.
No. But, I heard it was the whitest show ever, according to Brad Praisley
Eric D.Graham is a graduate of Winston-Salem State University, where he earned a B.A. in Mass Communication with a concentration in Radio and Televison, with a minor in History, with an emphasis in African-American Studies. Currently, he is the Managing Editor of BASN, where his article appear on a daily basis along with his controversial cartoon Bobbee Bee “The Hater.” To contact him send all comments to firstname.lastname@example.org