Breaking Down Donald Sterling:Bigotry, Basketball and a Billion-Dollar Blow Job pt.2

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Updated: June 4, 2014
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NORTH CAROLINA-(BASN)-While Donald Sterling slithered like a snake to attend  Praises of  Zion Baptist Church in California  for reportedly two hours, after being invited by senior pastor, Dr. J. Benjamin Hardwick, who met the billionaire last week,  in order to seek forgiveness from the Black community  after his racist remarks were captured on tape by his mistress V.Stiviano.  In the spirit of forgiveness, this small congregation, while applauding his efforts will probably forgive him for his past transgression, as he  stuffs the collection plate with a little extra cash, hoping to pay for his sins and buying his way into heaven, while forgetting that their Holy book states in Matthew 19;24-25.

And Jesus said to His disciples, “Truly I say to you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24“Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” 25When the disciples heard this, they were very astonished and said, “Then who can be saved?”…

While Sterling, who probably doesn’t believe in all the Jesus-stuff, he, however probably felt he should have walked in the pulpit to address the congregation before saying something stupid, racist or offensive like the character Senator Jay Billington Bulworth.

i2sKbeUYXCAgWell, life, unfortunately, imitates art in this case.

Because Sterling, in fact, is having a Bulworth moment, which is a classic 1998 movie about  Senator Jay Billington Bulworth played by Warren Beatty, who is having a nervous breakdown. Therefore, while running for office, he gives a lot empty speeches, while planning to assassinated himself on a weekend trip home to California just before the election.

While the scandal involving Sterling is different, it is quite similar.

Because, surprisingly, like Sterling, Bulworth has a Black love interest played by Halle Berry.

With that said, here are some of the famous quotes from that movie. So, in reading them, all you have to do is replace Bulworth’s name and insert Sterlings and the rest is history.

For those who maybe upset at this article, it is being written as a piece of satire.

Bullworth:
All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody ’til they’re all the same color.

Bullworth:
Isn’t that OBVIOUS? You got half your kids are out of work and the other half are in jail. Do you see ANY Democrat doing anything about it? Certainly not me! So what’re you gonna do, vote Republican? Come on! Come on, you’re not gonna vote Republican! Let’s call a spade a spade!

Bullworth:
I mean – come on! You can have a Billion Man March! If you don’t put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you’re NEVER gonna get rid of somebody like me!bulworth

Debate Producer:
Just between us, Senator, do you think it’s advisable to schedule campaign stops with industry leaders when you have such a low opinion of their product?

Bullworth:
My guys are not stupid. They always put the big Jews on my schedule. You’re mostly Jews, right? Three out of four of you?

Bullworth:
I bet Murphy put something bad about Farrakhan in here for you!

Bullworth:
What is it exactly you’re concerned about, Murphy?

Dennis Murphy:
I’m concerned that you stood up in front of three hundred people in a black church and told them that they were not a factor and never would be as long as we remain in the pocket of the insurance lobby! I’m concerned that you went to a fundraiser in Beverly Hills and told various leaders of the entertainment industry that they make a lousy product, and since many of them also happen to be Jewish, you decided the PRUDENT thing to do would be to MOCK their Jewish paranoia! I’m concerned that we are in an after-hours club in Compton on the eve of the most important event of the campaign swing, where God knows how much illegal activity is taking place and YOU are SMOKING MARIJUANA! Now, Senator – I work for you. You call the shots. But I will be able to do my job so much better if you will just simply tell me… what is this new strategy? Just tell me a little bit!

Bullworth:
Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life.

Bullworth:
You know, there’s a lesson here, which is never try to make life or death decisions when you’re feeling suicidal.

Bullworth:
I’m not sure you can get AIDS by burning down your house, but I get your point.

While this article was being completed, the saling of Los Angeles Clippers was being finalized, after the NBA allowed Sterling’s wife Shelly Sterling, to sell the team to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for a record-breaking $2 billion, which Sterling said, “I feel fabulous, I feel very good. Everything is just the way it should be, really. It may have worked out differently, but it’s good. It’s all good.”Donald-Sterling-Black-Church1

Eric D.Graham, a graduate of Winston-Salem State University, where he received a B.A. in Mass Communication with a concentration in Radio and Television, with a minor in History, with an emphasis in African-American Studies, is currently the Managing Editor of Black Athlete Sports Network, where his articles appear daily along with his controversial cartoon character Bobbee Bee “The Hater.” Graham can be reached at lbiass34@yahoo.com

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