SAVED FROM SHAQTIN’ By Arthur George-Special to BASN JaVale McGee is reclaiming...
BRAND NEW!! Here comes the Hater vol.173
North Carolina-(BASN)1. Do you need an agent?
Yes. Why? Because, I am a 10-year old cartoon with a movie coming out on September 23, 2013. Plus, I can rap, dance and write a pretty good sports article.
2. Are you upset with the former NE Patriot Aaron Hernandez?
Yes. Because, of his stupidity, he has allowed Tim Tebow another chance to play quarterback in the NFL.
Yes. Because, the Los Angeles Lakers just released Metta World Peace. Oh no!!!
4. Describe your personality?
5. What do you have to say about Dwight Howard going to the Rockets?
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
6. Did you know that Robert Griffin III recently got married?
So What? Why? Because, I agree with Rob Parker. He ain’t nothing but a “cornball” brother.
If they are, they need to tell my grandma to give me my phone back. I am sorry, I was playing Candy Crush during church. Lord, forgive me.
8. Have you heard Jay-Z’s new album?
Yes, I heard it. And Holy Grail, sounded like Holy Fail.
9. What did you learn from watching the 2013 BET AWARDS?
Uncle Charlie is not my real uncle. Too Chains wears more than Two Chains. Ciara can dance. Chris Tucker is not funny. And El Deberge is still getting high. (allegedly)
10. Did you watch the 2013 NBA DRAFT?
No, I was sitting on the toilet, with the door locked, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
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