THE LIBERATION OF P.K. SUBBAN By Michael – Louis...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.164
1. What would Martin Luther King Jr. tell President Obama?
2. How do you treat flu-like symptoms?
I drink lots of Gatorade. Why? Because, it cured Michael Jordan, according to that inspiring Gatorade commercial. Who knew Gatorade was better than Thera-flu.
3. Do you know who the rapper Shawty Lo is?
4. When your throat gets dry what do you do?
I take a gulp of water like the Republican “savior” Mark Rubio, even if I am live on television.
5. What’s the most dangerous thing you can do in America?
6. What advice to you have for Dallas Cowboy fans?
Don’t go to www.cowboys.com. Seriously, don’t do it.
7. Do you believe in the power of prayer like Baltimore Ravens LB Ray Lewis?
Yes. But, I also believe in the power of deer antler spray too.
No, I was in my bathroom, with the door lock, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
9. What does being a slave feel like?
10. Is the Baltimore Ravens QB Joe Flacco an elite quarterback since winning the Super Bowl?
No, Jim Caldwell is an elite coach.
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