By Professor Fred Whitted NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — The title above...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol. 163
1. Did you see the Ravens-Patriots Game?
2. Was Tom Brady’s slide dirty against the Ravens in the AFC Championship game?
No, my grandma doing the electric slide is dirty!!! Real, dirty…
3. Do you believe Manti Te’o's story is a hoax?
Yes. Manti Te’o's story is a hoax. Matter of fact, American history is a hoax. Just like all American elections were a hoax. Just like Lance Armstrong was a hoax.
Keep your lady in check and your hair plugs tight.
5. Do you still watch ESPN’s FirstTake?
Nope!!! I haven’t watched it since Rob Parker got fired and replaced by rappers like T.I., Big Boi, and Joe Budden. Are you serious?
Yes, he is the new Tony Romo.
7. What should Manti Te’o's theme song be?
Imaginary Player by Jay-Z
8. Did you watch the 2013 Inauguration?
No. I was in the bathroom, with the door lock, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazine.
9. Do you think Tim Tebow has the talent and the ability to be a starting quarterback in the NFL?
Only Skip Bayless knows that answer
No, I am going to watch the half-time show. I love Beyonce’. Bootylicious!!!!
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