CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do pt.16
NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)—1. Yankees Alex Rodriquez needs to explain why he was flirting with some random females in the stands during NY’s playoff game with the Detroit Tigers?
2. Washington’s TE Fred Davis needs to explain why he thinks RG3 is Black Jesus when the Washington is 3 and 3?
3. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones needs to explain why he still thinks the Dallas Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl this year? (You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do)
4. Eagles’ QB Michael Vick needs to explain why he is still talking about dogs after he went to jail for torturing them?
5. Bubba Love Sponge needs to explain why he filmed his wife having sex with Hulk Hogan? Come on brother,you Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do
6. Somebody needs to explain while the Giants were beating up on the San Franciso 49ers somebody was stealing their cars in New Jersey? Hasn’t anybody seen the movie New Jersey Drive? Lock your car doors, son.
7. The Philadelphia Eagles needs to explain why they fired defensive coordinator Juan Castillo? Besides, he wasn’t the one fumbling and throwing interceptions.(You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do)
8. Detroit Lions WR Nate Burleson needs to explain what Bad Guy Swagger means?
9. Falcons CB Asante Samuel needs to explain why he still holding on to his “dreads”? Besides, he is starting to look like Stevie Wonder. More forehead than hair.(You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do)
10. A Cleveland Browns fan needs to explain why he dunked his head in a bucket of urine for $450. (You Gotta Lotta‘Splainin To Do)