You Gotta Lotta ‘Splainin To Do pt.10

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: July 6, 2012

Comrades

Comrades

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)—1. Samuel L. Jackson and Spike Lee need to explain why they were pretending to be Jay-Z and Kayne West at the BET awards? (You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

2. The Pittsburgh Penguins need to explain why they gave Sidney Cosby $104.4 million over 12 years when he is one bad hit from his career being over.

3. The NFL Network needs to explain how the Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers is the best football player in the NFL. (You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

4. Stripper Alexis Adams needs to explain why she tried to extort Golden State Warriors head coach Mark Jackson for $500,000. (You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

5. Golden State Warriors head Coach Mark Jackson needs to explain why he is at a strip club getting a lap dance when he is a preacher, who has been married for 22 years.

6. Richard Hurd, the alleged ex-boyfriend of Robert Griffin III’s fiancée’, needs to explain what’s on that mysterious tape, which he trying to use to extort money from the Redskins quarterback’s bank account. (You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

7. Justin Gatlin, the winner of the Men’s 100 meters at the US Olympic Trials, needs to explain why he thinks Allyson Felix and Jeneba Tarmoh should wrestle in Red Jell-O in order to determine who goes to the Olympics.(You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

8. Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard needs to explain what loyalty means?

9. Former NBC Today Show anchor Ann Curry needs to explain why she was crying after being fired from the show, especially when she was guaranteed $15 million?

10. Olympic Sprinter Michael Johnson needs to explain why slave descendants make superior athletes? (You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)