HERE COMES THE HATER vol.151

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: July 23, 2012

1. What does posterized mean?

Having Blake Griffin put his testicles on your chin.

2. Are you going to watch the BET Awards?

You have to watch it; to condemn it.

3. Why are you so happy?

Jerry Sandusky is finally going to jail. Let’s see what he does in the shower this time.

4. Is Duke’s Austin Rivers overrated?

Yes, he is the Drake of college basketball.

5. Who is comedian Tracey Morgan’s father?

Michael Ray Richardson. Even though, he thought it was Sam Bowie.

6. Did you watch the NBA Draft Thursday night?

Nope. I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

7. Will Floyd Mayweather ever fight Manny Pacquiao?

No. Because, Pac-Man is too busy looking for Jesus and Floyd Mayweather is too busy looking for away to get out of jail.

8. Why don’t you feel sorry for Spurs point guard Tony Parker, who was injuried during the fight involving Chris Brown and Drake?

Because, he knew there was going to be a lot of bottle popping going on when some rappers were at the club.

9. Did you hear that Mega Church preacher Clefo Dollar choked his daughter?

She must have forgotten to pay her tithes and offerings.

10. Do you read the Bible?

Yes. But, I also read comic books as well.

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