CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.150
1. What really makes you mad?
When people invade my thought bubbles.
2. Do you want to go to Notre Dame?
No. Because, the players are not fast enough, according to Tim Tebow.
3. Is Kentucky’s Anthony Davis the next Bill Russell?
No, Anthony Davis is the next Al B.Sure.
4. Do you like watching Female Tennis?
Yes, I like hearing all those women grunting. It’s so sexy.
5. What’s 444 plus 555?
999!! Herman Cain is my math teacher.
6. Did you hear that they are naked pictures of T.O. flowing around the Internet?
Yes!!! And T.O. better hope Bishop Eddie Long doesn’t see them.
7. Who was the MVP of the NBA Finals?
Mike Miller. You have to award a man, who played the entire playoffs with a piano on his back and cement in his shoes.
8. Did you watch the the College World Series?
No, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
9. Have you seen the movie Fast and Furious starring Van Diesel?
No. But, I did see the movie Fast and Furious starring Eric Holder.
10. Silva versus Sonnen?
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