You Gotta Lotta ‘Splainin To Do pt.9

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: June 28, 2012

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)–1.Lebron James’s mom needs to explain why she has to kiss the entire Miami Heat team at half-time.(You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

2. The Heat’s Chris Posh needs to explain that orgasmic expression on his face after being poured with champagne in the locker room after winning the NBA Finals. (You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

3. Spurs’ point guard Tony Parker needs to explain why he is trying to sue the Night Club for $20 million after getting injured in a bottle throwing brawl between Drake and Chris Brown.

4. ESPN’s Skip Bayless needs to explain why he was so silent when Dallas Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban challenged his basketball knowledge.

5. Nets guard Deron Williams needs to explain if he’s staying in Brooklyn or moving back home to Dallas.

6. Somebody needs to explain why Eddie Curry has a Championship ring and Charles Barkley doesn’t?(You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

7. Chris Posh’s ex-girlfriend, Allison Mathis, who is also the mother of Posh’s daughter, needs to explain why she can’t afford to feed her child off of $2,600 a month.(You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)

8. Dwyane Wade, Lebron James and Chris Posh all need to explain what the “HELL” they were wearing when they were on the View.

9. Siovaughn Funches-Wade, ex-wife of Dwyane Wade needs to explain why she tried to kidnap her kids?

10. Movie Director Tyler Perry needs to explain why he keeps making these DAMN Madea movies? (You Gotta LottaSplainin To Do)