HERE COMES THE HATER vol.140

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: June 7, 2012

1. Are you going to watch the Miami Dolphins on Hard Knocks this season?

Only if Kim Kardashian makes a guest appearance.

2. Do you think Michael Bloomberg should be given another term to run for Mayor of New York City?

No, I’m tired of Mayor Bloomberg’s dictatorship. But, I agree with his new soda law. Drink water, fat people

3.. How do you beat the Spurs?

You Hack a Splitter!!!

4. When people try to bully you, what do you do?

I laugh at them like Lebon James did to Kevin Garnett

5. What do you want for Christmas?

I want a little bit of NASTY like Coach Popovich.

6. Do you like Charles Rangel?

I love Charles Rangel. But, how can you be the Head of the House of Ethnics Committee and not have any ethnics.

7. What does the word incisive mean?

Dwight Howard

8. How good is Rajon Rondo?

Rajon Rondo is great. But, once he develops a jump-shot, he is going to be deadly.

9. Did the Oklahoma Thunder defeat the Santonio Spurs because they were too old?

No, Derek Fisher is too old.

10. Do you like ASAP Rocky?

He’s alright. But, he needs to take out those gold teeth ASAP (As Soon As Possible).Plus, he sounds like the old rap group Group Home.

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