HERE COMES THE HATER vol.130

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: May 11, 2012

NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)–1. Who is the coach of the Los Angeles Lakers?

Kobe Bryant

2. Who should win the MVP this year? Lebron, Kobe, or Durant?

Steve Lovak…..Are you kidding me?

3. Do you think Bobby Petrino should have been fired?

Yes, he should’ve been fired. Because, if he can’t ride a motorcycle; he can’t ride a Razorback. SUE-WEEEEE!!!!

4. Did you watch the Miami Heat versus the Boston Celtics Tuesday night?
No, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

5. Did you see the movie Think Like A Man?

Yes, I saw it. And, comedian Kevin Hart was hiliarious.

6. How is Metta World Peace going to apologize for throwing his notorious flying elbow to the head of OKC’s James Harden?

If he wins another NBA Championship, he is going to sell it on E-bay.

7. What advice do you have for freshman sensation Kentucky’s Anthony Davis before he enters the NBA draft?

Get rid of the unibrow and hit the weight room.

8. Did you see Derrick Rose’s photo shoot in GQ magazine?

Man, those white pants were tighter than Amber Rose’s.

9. Has Michael Jordan destroyed his basketball legacy by being the owner of the Charlotte Bobcats?

No, Michael Jordan destroyed is basketball legacy when he played for the Washington Wizards.

10. Do you believe Tim Tebow is a virgin?

I don’t know. But, I bet he knows how to operate the Shake-Weight. (LOL)

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