A Very American Coup By Michael – Louis Ingram, Editor-in-Chief...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.128
NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)–1. Who stays in more trouble Boston Red Sox’s Bobby Vee or Boston’s Bobby Brown?
2. Should NBA players get paid to play in the Olympics?
Yes, the NBA players should get paid to play in the Olympics just like the Black Athlete Sports Network should pay me. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
3. What do you want Tim Tebow to do?
I want Tim Tebow to pray for Ryan Leaf. Help him, Obi -Wan Kenobi, you’re his only hope.
4. Is Tim Tebow a quarterback?
No, he is a punt protector. I am not making this stuff up.
5. Who is slimmer Ex-Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino or the pink slim in the hamburger meat?
6. Did UNC-Ashville get robbed against Syracuse?
I don’t know, I didn’t watch the game. Why? Because, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
7. Did you see Jalen Rose and Stephen A.Smith arguing on ESPN?
Yeah, I saw it. But, Stephen A.Smith should’ve been in the studio MAYNE!!
8. Are you upset that the New Jersey Nets are moving to Brooklyn?
No…”Good Riddance” just like Governor Chris Christie said.
9. Who has the worse golf swing Charles Barkley or Tiger Woods?
Oddly, at this point in time, Tiger Woods swing is TERRR-BLE
10. Did you think Ozzie Gullien should’ve apologized for his Fidel Castro comments?
No. I, personally, agreed with Ozzie Gullien
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