1. Why are the Knicks winning?
2. What do you think Tebow should have told the 30,000 people, who came to hear him preach?
JESUS IS BLACK
3. Do you think Ron Artest can still run the LA Lakers complicated triangle offense?
No. you can’t make a square into a triangle.
4. Why are you so UPSET?
I think Dwight Howard is trying to get me fired.
5. Is Lin-Sanity over?
Yes, now it’s Melo-Mania
6. Do you still watch ESPN?
Yes, I still watch ESPN but Stephen A.Smith and Skip Bayless are starting to sound just like the women on Atlanta Housewives. Stephen A. is NeNe. And Skip is Kim.
7. Who will win the NCAA Tournament?
The team with the best three-point shooter.
8. Did you watch the Masters?
No, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
9. How do you know Russell Westbrook is going to shoot the ball?
His nose starts to flare up.
10. Is this year’s Kentucky Wildcats better than the Fab Five?
There is no comparison. They are good but lack the swag.