CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.123
NORTH CAROLIN (BASN)—1. Do you still eat Skittles and drink Ice Tea?
NO!!! BECAUSE I AM TRAYVON MARTIN!!! NO JUSTICE!! NO PEACE!!
2. Is Tim Tebow a bust?
No, Tim Tebow is a JET.
3. What does OKC’s Kevin Durant have in his backpack?
4. Who do you want to train you if you were a boxer?
I want to be trained by Freddie Roach. Sorry, Floyd Mayweather. You and your father don’t get along.
5. Who is the MVP in the NBA this year?
The Knicks Steve Novak…..
6. Who is Marcellus Wiley?
He’s a slimmer, smarter…..Warren Sapp.
7. Tim Tebow or Mark Sanchez?
Mark Sanchez. Why? Because, he looks like a quarterback. Tim Tebow, on the other hand, looks like a full back and plays like a full back.
8. What advice did you learn from Dr.Dorothy Height?
Freedom ain’t free. There’s always a price, always a sacrifice.
9. What player bleeds BLACK AND GOLD?
Wide receiver….. Hines Ward
10. Are you afraid of snakes on a plane?
No, I am afraid of pilots on a plane, especially after that bizarre incident on Jet Blue.
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