Welcome to the End zone: I AM SICK AND TIRED

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: March 16, 2012

NORTH CAROLINA, (BASN)–1. I am sick and tired… of talking about Lebron James.

I wish LBJ would cut off his beard, plus his mustache, along with all of the hair on the top of his head and win the NBA Championship. If he does all of that, he would really give them something to talk about.

2. I am sick and tired… of talking about the slam-dunk contest.

Seriously, let some of these starving Street ballers participate in this event, so they can show some of these arrogant NBA players how it should be done.

3. I am sick and tired… of talking about Lin-Sanity.

It obvious Jeremy Lin is good but not great. Besides, it’s Steve Novak.

4. I am sick and tired…of talking about Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquino.

If these dudes aren’t going to fight each other, they should make a record together. Manny can sing the hook while 50 cent and Mayweather rap. Instant classic.

5. I am sick and tired… of talking about all of these broke million-dollar ballers.

Enough with all the sad sob stories go get a job like everybody else. Oops, there are no jobs.

6. I am sick and tired…of watching Basketball Wives, Baseball Wives, Atlanta Housewives and Football Wives.

The way to eliminate all of these gold-digging women is to have them participate in a celebrity death match. The winner takes all.

7. I am sick and tired… of talking about Tim Tebow.

For Christ sakes, Skip Bayless give it a break. Tim Tebow is not Jesus Christ. Besides, everybody knows Jesus is Black.

8. I am sick and tired… of talking about steroids in baseball.

Matter of fact, let’s remove the ban against steroids and let the homeruns fly.

9. I am sick and tired… of talking about the Republican debates.

Besides, everybody knows Obama is going to get re-elected. Sorry Republicans, its four more years of “socialism.” Idiots.

10. I am sick and tired …of talking about with Dwight Howard.

Its obvious Superman is afraid to fly. Besides, just stay in Orlando with Mickey Mouse, Brooklyn probably is too rough for you.

11. I am sick and tired… of talking about Andrew Luck.

If he is so good, why didn’t he win a NCAA Championship?

12. I am sick and tired… of talking about Peyton Manning.

Let’s not forget, this big-headed quarterback earned $28 million last year for standing on the sideline. Now, that’s a crime.

13. I am sick and tired… of talking about the NFL Combine?

Man, the NFL Combine is simply a bunch of big, buffed, black men running around in their underwear.