CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.114
1. What did you learn from the death of Whitney Houston?
Crack is Wack!!
2. Can you believe Hulk Hogan has a sex tape?
Sure, he spend is whole life in his underwear, oiled up and wrestling men on television.
3. Are you a Muslim?
No, I am not a Muslim. But, I love wearing bowties and I don’t eat pork.
4. Should the LA Lakers have hired Mike Brown?
No, the Lakers should have hired Brian Shaw instead.
5. Do you like Wendy Williams?
I like Wendy Williams but I hate gossip. So, that means I don’t like Wendy Williams.
6. Will Ex-Pittsburgh Steelers WR Hines Ward play for the Baltimore Ravens?
Maybe. I mean anything is possible. Let’s not forget, Brett Favre played for the Minnesota Vikings.
7. Did you know that President Obama was the 44th President in the United States?
No, I didn’t know that. But, did you know there wouldn’t have been a 44th President if there wasn’t a No.42, who played baseball for the Brooklyn Dodgers.
8.Kentucky or UNC?
It doesn’t matter. Besides, both of these teams could beat the Charlotte Bobcats.
9. Is it important that the NBA continue to highlight the accomplishments of former NBA legends like Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Dr.J and Larry Bird?
Yes. Because, as the Yoruba proverbs states…”The Young can not teach tradition to the Old.”
10. Do you think Amber Rose is a beautiful woman?
Yes, Amber Rose is a very beautiful woman. But, I am not attracted to bald headed blondes.
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