CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.113
1. What two famous families won another Super Bowl ring this year?
The Mannings and the Bradshaws
2. Do you think OKC’s Kevin Durant can score 100 points in single game like Wilt Chamberlain?
No, because Russell Westbrook wouldn’t allow him to….
3. Who is responsible for the high gas prices?
When in doubt, blame Lebron James.
4. What do you think about Montana’s US District Chief Judge Richard Cebull racially charged e-mail about President Obama from his courthouse chambers?
That was poor judgment by a poor excuse for a Judge.
5. Do you love Oprah Winfrey?
Yes, I love Oprah Winfrey but I wish she would give me a brand new car. Because, I’m getting tired walking.
6. Who is the Czar of the NBA?
Mike Fratello is the Czar of the NBA. But, you better not tell Glenn Beck…
7. Did you know comedian Mo’nique doesn’t shave her legs?
Yes, I have seen MO’nique’s legs and she has more hair on her legs than Bert Reynolds has on his chest.
8. What advice do you have for the struggling Charlotte Bobcats?
I would like to tell owner Michael Jordan to hire Allen Iverson. With Allen Iverson on the team, ticket sells will increase and it will give the fans something to cheer for.
9. Did you see Derrick Williams pathetic attends to dunk the ball during the Slam Dunk contest?
Yes unfortunately, I stopped watching it after the third attempt.
10. Do you still watch the Dan Patrick Show?
Yes, I still watch DP’s show but he spent 3 hours talking about Ryan Braun’s urine. It was simply disgusting.
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