HERE COMES THE HATER vol.105

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: February 9, 2012

1. What are you getting Lebron James for Valentine’s Day?

I am getting Lebron a new bicycle with no training wheels on them.

2. Duke or North Carolina?

N.C.State.

3. Do you think Coach Bill Belichick should have cut wide receiver Tiquan Underwood a day before the Super Bowl?

No, Bill Belichick shouldn’t have cut Tiquan Underwood. He should have cut Chad OchoCinco.

4. Have you been watching college basketball?

No, I haven’t been watching college basketball. But to be honest, nobody watches college basketball until March Madness. Crazy.

5. Do you think Tim Tebow should date Kim Kardishan?

No, Tim Tebow shouldn’t date Kim Kardishan because he believes sex before marriage is a sin.

6. Should the Dallas Cowboys re-sign T.O.?

Yes, the Cowboys should re-sign Terrell Owens. Besides, what do they have to lose.

7. What did you think about the half-time show at the Super Bowl?

The Super Bowl Half-time show was a total failure. Why? Because, singer M.I.A only flashed her middle finger, while Janet Jackson flashed her breast.

8. Did you watch the UNC versus Duke game last night?

Nope, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

9. Why did the New England Patriots lose the Super Bowl?

The New England Patriots lost the Super Bowl against the Giants because Tom Brady can’t throw the ball and catch it too. You heard what his wife said….

10. Do you think Tim Tebow has spiritually influenced the NFL this year?

Yes, Tebow has spiritually influenced the NFL this year. Didn’t you hear Terrell Snuggs scream OH MY GOD on the sideline when his kicker missed that field goal.