HERE COMES THE HATER Vol.97

By Eric D.Graham
Updated: January 13, 2012

1. Are you a doctor?

No, I am not a doctor but I do play one on the sideline during a football game. Troy Polomalu give me a call.

2. Why did the Chicago Bears lose to the Denver Broncos?

The Chicago Bears lost to the Denver Broncos because they put the ball in the hands of an ex-Dallas Cowboys. Marion Barber, what were you thinking?

3. What do you want to tell Herman Cain?

Dude, your girlfriend is FINE!!!

4. What can happen in 58 seconds?

In 58 seconds, you could lose to the Green Bay Packers. Just ask the New York Giants?

5. What is your favorite African proverb?

Until the lion tells his own story, the tale will continue to glorify the hunter.

6. Did you watch the Monday Night Football game between the Seahawks versus the Rams?

Nope, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

7. How can you explain the success of the Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow?

ESPN’s lst Take Skip Bayless said it best, “He is a force of competitive nature!!!”

8. What should be the theme song for the Dallas Cowboys?

Ice, Ice baby……by Vanilla Ice.

9. Did you see the NY Giants’ RB Brandon Jacobs touchdown celebration against the Dallas Cowboys?

Yes, I saw it and it was just plain nasty. Now, that was some real dirty dancing. Rest in Peace, Patrick Sway-zee.

10. Who is the best third string quarterback in the NFL?

Even though most people would say Tim Tebow, the best third string quarterback is Houston Texans T.J.Yates.

If you have any questions for Bobbee Bee, send them to lbiass34@yahoo.com