THE LIBERATION OF P.K. SUBBAN By Michael – Louis...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 87
1. Did you participate in Black Friday?
Yes, I participated but I refuse to spend my money.
2. Have you ever been pepper sprayed?
Yes. I have been pepper sprayed. Plus, I love it on my steak.
3. Jordy Nelson or Wes Walker?
3. Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
No, I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. Besides, it should be called Thanks- Taking. Because they killed the Native Americans and took their land. With that said, free Leonard Peltier…..
4. Do you like the way President Obama handled the so-called “uprising” in Libya?
No. President Obama, son of Africa, attempting to assassinate a seating head of state is NOT democracy, it is Terrorism. Point blank….
5. Is Tim Tebow a good quarterback?
No, Tim Tebow isn’t a good quarterback. By the way, Ben Roethlisberger can throw a football better than Tim Tebow even with a broken thumb.
6. Who should play quarterback for the Washington Redskins?
Deangleo Hall should be the starting quarterback before he gets cut from the team.
7. Have you heard the latest Barber Shop conspiracy theory?
Yes, the latest Barber Shop conspiracy theory is that Michael Jordan will “tank” this Bobcat basketball season in order to get UNC Harrison Barnes next year as the overall No.1 NBA Draft pick.
8. Have you ever gone snow skiing?
Yes, I have gone snow skiing before. Unfortunately, it ended up looking like the opening of that classic ABC sports commercial called the Agony of Defeat.
9. Who will be playing for the BCS National Championship?
Alabama versus LSU round 2.
10. Do you think former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky is guilty?
Jerry Sandusky is guilty as R.Kelly.