• HERE COMES THE HATER vol. 93

    NORTH CAROLINA, (BASN)—1. Do you still watch Atlanta Housewives? Sadly, I must admit I do. But that show is starting to get RIC-DIC-U-LOUS, if you know what I mean. Just plain...

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    Rand Paul Wouldn’t Want RGIII As His Son-In-Law

    DENVER, CO. (BASN) –So low n’ behold, in the midst of what can only be termed a premeditated, deliberately orchestrated massive PR campaign to promote White guys as America’s #1 lpha-Male...

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    POLITICS OF CORRUPTION: A DEEPER LOOK AT COLLEGE SPORTS

    Editor’s note: This article first appeared on BASN on July 9, 2011 NORTH CAROLINA–(BASN)”In life, never forget the golden rule. Those with the gold make the rules.” The government of the...

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    NFL Head Coaching in 2012

    OAKLAND,CA. (BASN)—NFL Head Coaching Turnover in 2011-2012 It is coming!!! Look out for those pink slips that will be handed out on January 2, 2012. There are ten National Football League...

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    Testing the Testimony of Tebowism

    NORTH CAROLINA, (BASN)—To a population of indigenous people, the thought of a white man with a Bible, who claims God speaks to him and directs his path, should be viewed with...

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    A Few Months Late But, It’s Here

    NEW YORK, (BASN)——The NBA kicked off the season after the 5 month long nasty lockout. It was long overdue but the players and most of the owners are all right with...

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    Baylor on the move again

    CONNECTICUT, (BASN)—Let’s give out our midseason awards: Best Team-can you say B-A-Y-L-O-R They have the two best players in the country in Odyssey Sims and Brittney Griner and one of the...

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    Yale coach loses job

    CONNECTICUT, (BASN)—Tom Williams is a decent man. He will be a man without a job on December 31,2011. The soon to be former Yale football coach resigned under fire today, ostensibly...

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    OPERATION OCCUPATION

    Editor’s note: This article first appeared on BASN on October 22nd. NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)—Gordon Gekko famously said in the movie Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps that “Greed is good. Now,...

  • Andre Ward, Super Six Revisited

    NEW YORK, NY, (BASN)–Andre Ward’s victory against Carl Froch was one to be remembered. It marked the climax of what was a lengthy, grueling, and drawn out tournament called the Super...

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