HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 85

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: November 16, 2011

1. Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker on the side of the highway?

No way, I am no dummy!!! Besides, I have seen too many horror movies.

2. Are you going to read Shaq’s new book?

I guess I have to now since there is not going to be a NBA season.

3. Should defensive tackle Albert Hanesworth retire?

Yes, he only had 3 tackles in eight games. Wow, now that really sucks!!!

4. Can a team win without a good quarterback?

Sure, the Denver Broncos are winning without a good quarterback. Plus, LSU and Alabama are winning without a good quarterback as well.

5. Who is Firemen Ed’s favorite team?

The J-E-T-S…JETS, JETS, JETS!!!!!!

6. Who should the Redskins hire to be their next starting quarterback?

I hate to say this but Brett Favre would be a good selection.

7. Did you watch the Republican debates?

Yes, I watched it and listened to it with a pair of my new beats by Dre headphones. And the lies were crystal clear.

8. What’s the best two win team in the NFL?

The Carolina Panthers, without a doubt.

9. Why did you buy a cell phone last week?

I purchased a cell phone in order to call the cops on former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky.

10. Did you watch the season premiere of Hip-Hop Wives?

Nope. I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of uncle’s old Jet magazines.

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