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HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 84
1. How do you rate Governor Rick Perry’s debating skills?
Rick Perry is starting to make George Bush look really smart.
2. Why didn’t you go to church last Sunday?
I overslept like Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson.
3. Do you think Herman Cain will be found guilty of sexual harassment charges?
Yes, any man, who calls himself Haagen-Dazs Black Walnut, is going to get in trouble at a business convention.
4. Did you see the Denver Broncos versus the Kansas City Chiefs game?
Yes, I did. And, Baltimore Ravens’ running back Ray Lewis had one less completion than Tim Tebow.
5. What’s wrong with the San Diego Chargers’ quarterback Phillip Rivers?
He has the Tony Romo disease.
6. Why is Mixed Martial Arts taking over the fight game?
MMA is taking over the fight game because Mayweather won’t fight Pacqaio.
7. What do you think about Penn State?
I think Penn State should change its name to State Pen.
8. Do you think Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries marriage was real?
No, I don’t think Kim and Kris marriage was real. But, I think Kim’s booty is….
9. Do you like Rob Parker?
No way, No how!! He’s a Cheese Head!!
10. Did you watch the North Carolina versus Michigan State basketball game?
Nope. I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
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