HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 72

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: October 13, 2011

NORTH CAROLINA, (BASN)—1. Have you seen New York Jets’ Nick Mangold’s beard?

Yes, I have seen Mangold’s beard and he looks like Captain Caveman!!!!

2. Can Joe Flacco take the Ravens to the Super Bowl?

No. Joe Flacco can’t take the Ravens to the Super Bowl. But, he can take them to the AFC Wildcard game.

3. Who is the biggest cheerleader for Tim Tebow?

Skip Bayless without a doubt.

4. Do you know that “There is no pie-in-the-sky-in the sweet bye and bye when you die?”

Yes, that’s why I want my bean pie now, my brother.

5. Did you agree with Hank Williams Jr’s comments?

Yes. I agreed with Hank Williams Jr’s comments on the View because “Mickey Mouse is a Mean little RAT!”

6. What is your opinion on the NFL?

It is starting to look like 7-on-7.

7. Did you attend the Philadelphia Eagles’ Dream Team funeral?

Yes, I did. And it is true, the good do die too Young.

8. Is the Baltimore Raven’s defense too old to win the Super Bowl?

Yes, the Ravens are too old but they still hit hard. Real hard…..

9. Why does Ex-NBA player John Salley continued to host those horrible VH1 Basketball Wives Reunion Shows?

John Salley continues to host those shows because he still thinks he is funnier than Arsenio Hall

10. Did you hear President Obama tell the Black Congressional Caucus to stop complaining?

Yeah, I heard President Obama tell the CBC to stop complaining. But I wonder whether, he would have told AIPAC the same thing.