CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 71
NORTH CAROLINA,(BASN)—1. Do you think Black people will vote for Texas governor Rick Perry in 2012?
No because niggers can’t get head with a racist like Rick Perry running for President. Please forgive me for using the “N” word, Reverend Al Sharpton.
2. What new rule would you like to see added to the NFL?
I think the NFL should give coaches a pink flag along with the red flag for them to toss on the field in order to challenge hard hits on the quarterbacks during the game. Besides, quarterbacks are a bunch of wussies!! Yeah, I said it. And I don’t regret it.
3. How do you explain all the poor tackling taken place in the NFL this year?
That’s easy? Nobody wants to tackle New England Patriots’ Vincent Wilfork when he gets an interception.
4. What does Cincinnati Bengals rookie QB Andy Dalton need to do in order to be successful this year?
Hand the ball off to Cedric Benson before he goes to jail.
5. Why have there been so many injuries in the NFL this season?
There have been so many injuries in the NFL this season because players don’t wear pads anymore. They don’t wear knee pads, thigh pads, butt pads, or cups. They pretty much are playing in some tight spandex pants and a helmet.
6. Did you go see Martin Lawrence August 19th at the Greensboro Coliseum?
Yes, I did. Now, RUN AND TELL THAT!!!
7. Did you see Floyd Mayweather sucker punch Victor Ortiz?
I saw that punch coming from the nose bleed section of my living room.
8. Adidas or REEBOK?
Adidas….there is nothing better than a fresh pair of “shell toe” Adidas. RUN DMC…..Sucker MCs.
9. What did Tiger Woods say about somebody throwing a hot dog at him?
10. Did you see the 2011 BET Hip-Hop Honors Awards?
Nope. I was in my bathroom, sitting on my toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
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