HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 65

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: September 23, 2011

NORTH CAROLINA, (BASN)—1. Do you like Chinese food?

I love Chinese food but I didn’t know Sarah Palin loved brown rice.

2. Do you know what a “Hammy” is?

No, I don’t know what a hammy is. Besides, I don’t eat pork.

3. Are you more Hip-Hop or Rock-N-Roll?

Hip-hop…

4. Who will win the Heisman Trophy this year in college football?

I don’t know, Reggie Bush hasn’t returned the trophy back yet.

5. Should Cam Newton be the starting QB for the Carolina Panthers?

It really doesn’t matter because the Carolina Panthers are going to be horrible with or without him.

6. What is one of your favorite sports program?

I like to watch Around the Horn with Tony Ravioli.

7. Why isn’t Tim Tebow the starting QB in Denver?

I don’t know, maybe he should practice more and pray less.

8. Why did Randy Moss retire?

I don’t know, only he can answer the questions in his head.

9. Have you ever attended a Florida Marlins baseball game?

Nope, but I heard I can sit anywhere I want to…because there are plenty of empty seats in the ballpark.

10. Where were you doing Hurricane Irene?

I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazaines.

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