HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 64

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: September 23, 2011

NORTH CAROLINA, (BASN)—1. What is your opinion of “Moneymaker” Floyd Mayweather?

Floyd Mayweather is the new Mike Tyson without the facial tattoo.

2. Why do you hate flying?

I hate flying because I have to get naked every time I go somewhere.

3. Have you been watching the WNBA Playoffs?

No. I have been sitting in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

4. What do you want to tell Indianapolis Colts’ QB Peyton Manning?

See you, NECKS year!! (LOL)

5. Did you hear the Denver Bronco fans boo-ing Kyle Orton and chanting Tim Tebow’s name?

Yes, I heard them chanting Tim Tebow’s name but they were all drunk.

6. Do you watch the T.O. show on VH-1?

I hate to admit it, but I do watch the T.O. show on VH-1. And I think, Terrell Owens should rehabilitate his knee, play for the San Francisco 49ers, retire, and marry his personal assistant Kita.

7. Red Sox or Yankees?

Phillies.

8. What do you think about MSNBC’s decision to hire the Reverend Al Sharpton?

Waste is a terrible thing to mind.

9. What’s wrong with the NFL?

The NFL is now a pass happy league, where running backs are treated like throw away garbage.

10. Have you seen Serena Williams’ latest temper tantrum at the US Open?

Yes. I saw Serena’s latest temper tantrum. She was either PMS-ing or experiencing “ROID” rage.

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