CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 60
NORTH CAROLINA, (BASN)—1.Did you hear Skip Bayless call Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers an arrogant jerk?
Yes, but it takes one to know one.
2. What is your philosophy on football?
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins championships. And special teams win games.
3. What is your opinion of the Denver Broncos Tim Tebow?
Tim Tebow is a good Christian but a bad NFL quarterback.
4. Will Chad OchoCinco make the Hall of Fame?
No Chad OchoCinco will not make the Hall of Fame. But he will make the Pro Football Hall of Shame
5. Are you a dog or a cat?
I’m dog!! An Atomic Dog!! George Clinton taught me well.
6. Did you attend the Millions March on Harlem?
I didn’t attend but I watched it on YouTube.
7. What do Stephen A. Smith and Lebron James have in common?
The both have giant foreheads and rescinding hairlines.
8.Do you remember where you were doing 9/11?
I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
9. What advice do you have for soccer star Hope Solo?
Keep your clothes on and just play soccer.
10. Is Dallas Cowboys’ QB Tony Romo overrated?
No. Lil Romeo is not overrated. He is just plain sorry.
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