CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 55
1. Why is the Colts (QB) Payton Manning having neck problems?
His head is too big for his neck to support.
2. Who is dumber Plaxico Burress or Darius Miles?
Darius Miles. Why? Because he is a 6 foot 11 Black man with a black beard trying to sneak a gun pass airport security. You big dummy…
3. Do you agree with Lebron James that sports commentators need to stop hating on Tim Tebow?
Yes, but Lebron doesn’t have to worry. Because Jesus will work it out without a doubt.
4. Would you play basketball in China for a $1 million a month?
Of course, for a $1 million dollars a month, I would host Hannity on Fox News.
5. Are you going to see the movie the SMURFS this weekend?
No, I was in my bathroom, sitting on my toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines.
6. Did you hear that ex-New York Jets (WR) Braylon Edwards signed a 1-year, 3 million dollar deal with the San Francisco 49ers?
I guess, the rumors are true….
7. What was the funniest thing you saw during the NFL Lockout?
Chad OchoCinco bull riding
8. What’s A-Rod’s favorite song?
Poker Face by Lady Gaga
9. Do you think Adam “Pac-man” Jones has bad luck?
Yes. Because even with a neck brace on, he still was a victim of police brutality.
10. Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
The Philadelphia Eagles
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