CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 53
1. Do you like Tiger Woods’s new look?
Yes, the beard makes him look more Blacker, which could cause him some problems.
2. How do you feel about James Harrison?
He is a linebacker. He is supposed to act like that.
3. Are you going to pay back your college loan back?
Yes, I’ll pay it back when the United States pays back China.
4. Have you seen boxer Mike Tyson lately?
Yes, I have seen Iron Mike and I think I can knock him out now.
5. What’s the best nick-name in baseball?
Joey Bats, without a doubt….
6. What did you learn from watching the 2011 ESPY awards?
I learned that Dirk Nowitzki likes Black women
7. Did you watch the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest?
Yes. Joey Chestnut ate 62 hot dogs. Now, that’s disgusting…. 8. Do you like gospel singer Kirk Franklin?
Yes. But he wants to be a rapper so bad, it is too funny. And at any time, I am expecting him to start cursing in the name of Jesus.
9. Do you know who Michele Bachmann is?
Yes, she is a smarter version of Sarah Palin
10. Did you watch the 2011 MLB All-Star game?
No, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
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