CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 52
1. Did you attend the Royal Wedding?
Yes. I did. And LaLa looked so beautiful in her wedding dress. That Carmelo Anthony is a lucky man.
2. Where will wide receiver Randy Moss play this year?
I think Randy Moss will be back in New England catching passes from Tom Brady.
3. Who is your favorite relief pitcher?
Jose Valverde, dude is intense.
4. Do you know who Amy LePeilbet is?
Yes. She is a soccer player, who looks like an older Justin Beaver.
5. Did you see John Wall throw a baseball?
Yes, John Wall has been exposed.
6. Is Rory McIlory cool or corny?
Corny….he plays golf.
7. How did your mother get you to stop playing video games and do your homework?
She told me if I didn’t listen to her that my next baby sitter would be Casey Anthony.
8. Did you watch the USA female soccer team play against Japan for the 2010 World Cup?
No. I was in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
9. Did you hear James Harrison comments about Roger Goodell?
Yes, I heard James Harrison’s angry rant. And I think Commissioner Roger Goodell was pissed off by it.
10. If you were President of the United States who would be your best friend?
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