A Very American Coup By Michael – Louis Ingram, Editor-in-Chief...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 48
NORTH CAROLINA,(BASN) -
1. Do you think Mega Church Bishop Eddie Long was guilty?
Yes, Guilty as Sin.
2. Are you going to watch the ESPYs, this year?
No. I am not going to watch ESPYs because I wasn’t invited.
3. Do you like speed skater Shani Jones?
Yes. Dude is nice on the Ice. 4. Can you give me one reason college athletes should be paid?
I can give you 6.8 million reasons why college athletes should be paid. Did you hear about Kentucky’s basketball coach John Calipri’s new contract. Now, that’s ridiculous
5. Do you think former college football coach Lou Holtz is a good sports analyst?
No. I don’t think Lou Holtz is a good sports analyst because he never answers the questions directly.
6. Do you think Terrell Owens is a good actor?
No. Terrell Owens is not a good actor. He plays a terrible version of T.O. on the VH-1 show Single Ladies.
7. Michael Smith or Stephen A.Smith?
8. Did you shoot off any fireworks for the 4th of July?
No….in my neighborhood it sounds do much like gun shots and that frightens the police.
9. Did you watch the Home Run Derby this year?
No. I was in my bathroom, sitting on my toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines.
10. What difficult question do you want to ask the No.4 overall selection in the 2011 NBA Draft?
Enes Kanter, I know you were born in Turkey but do you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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