THE LIBERATION OF P.K. SUBBAN By Michael – Louis...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 47
NORTH CAROLINA (BASN)—1. Do you think Mega Church Bishop Eddie Long was guilty?
Yes, Guilty as Sin.
2. Will you be watching the ESPYs, this year?
No. I want be watching the ESPYs because I wasn’t invited.
3. Do you like speed skater Shani Jones?
Yes. Dude is nice on the Ice.
4. Can you give me one reason college athletes should be paid?
I can give you 6.8 million reasons why college athletes should be paid. Did you hear about Kentucky’s basketball coach John Calipri’s new contract. Now, that’s ridiculous
5. Do you think former college football coach Lou Holtz is a good sports analyst?
No. I don’t think Lou Holtz is a good sports analyst because he never answers the question directly.
6. Do you think Terrell Owens is a good actor?
No. Terrell Owens is not a good actor. He plays a terrible version of T.O. on the VH-1 show Single Ladies.
7. Michael Smith or Stephen A.Smith?
8. Did you shoot off any fireworks for the 4th of July?
No….in my neighborhood, it sounds too much like gun shots. And that frightens the police.
9. When we Derek Jeter reach the 3,000 hit mark?
In the year 3000…..
10. What difficult question do you want to ask the No.4 overall selection in the 2011 NBA Draft?
Enes Kanter, I know you were born in Turkey but do you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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