A Very American Coup By Michael – Louis Ingram, Editor-in-Chief...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 45
NORTH CAROLINA—(BASN) 1. Is Rory McILory better than Tiger Woods?
Not by a long shot.
2. Do you like University of Arizona’s Derrick Williams?
Yes. I like Derrick Williams but nobody knew who he was before the Duke game in the NCAA Tournament. And unfortunately, everybody will forget about him again after he got selected by the Minnesota Timberwolves in the 2011 NBA Draft.
3. Do you like Tiger Woods new look?
Yes. But I really would like to see Tiger Woods’ new swing
4. Did you see Jan Vesley’s girlfriend kiss him during the NBA Draft?
Yes. But I guess it is safe to say that wasn’t his sister.
5. Do you like Ron Artest’s new name?
Ok, it is official Ron Artest is crazy.
6. Do you think Duke’s Coach K will coach the Minnesota Timberwolves?
Hell NO! The Minnesota Timberwolves were 32-134 in the last two years.
7. Who is the hardest cartoon in the game?
That’s a stupid question, me of course…
8. When your team starts winning, what do you do?
You quit, like Washington Nationals manager Jim Riggleman.
9. Do you think you can beat Venus Williams in a game off tennis?
Yes, but my form of tennis is called ping-pong.
10. Did you watch the 2011 BET awards?
I saw the first hour. But the show was so bad, I spend the next three hours in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines.
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