By Professor Fred Whitted NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — The title above...
HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 43
NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) 1. Do you like Nicki Minaj?
Yes, I like Nicki Minaj, but her butt pad is way too big.
2. Will the NFL lockout ever end?
I hope so…because if it doesn’t half of the league will be locked up.
3. Have you been watching the new season of Basketball Wives?
Yes. And I have one question, who put that big knot on former NBA player Eric Williams’s forehead.
4. How many games will the Philadelphia Phillies win this season?
The Phillies can win 130 games if Cliff Lee pitches every game.
5. Do you like the gospel group Mary-Mary?
Yes, I must admit I like Mary-Mary…..but I don’t think the Mother of Jesus would wear tight red hot pants to the BET awards show.
6. Did you go to Chris Posh’s Bachelor Party?
No, I didn’t go to Chris Posh’s Bachelor Party and neither did Dwyane Wade and LeBron James
7. Did you see R & B singer Mary J. on the 2011 BET awards?
Yes. I saw Mary J. on the 2011 BET awards and she looked like she had a body magic on plus a pair of high top Patrick Ewing’s.
8. Have you been watching Wimbledon?
Yes, but I stop watching it after Venus and Serena lost.
9. What do you think about Jimmer Fredette?
He is the new Justin Beaver of the NBA? He is good but not that good.
10. Did you go to any July 4th celebrations last week?
No, I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading my uncle’s old jet magazines.