HERE COMES THE HATER Volume 40

By Eric D. Graham BASN columnist
Updated: June 17, 2011

1. What do you want to ask Ohio State Buckeyes (QB) Terrelle Pryor?

Can I borrow the keys to one of your eight cars

2. What NFL team should appear on HBO’s Hard Knocks this year?

HBO should do a reality show on how NFL players are surviving during the NFL lockout. Now that’s the true definition of Hard Knocks…..If the executives of HBO steal my idea, please tell them to send my royalty check to PO Box 172 Magnolia, NC 28453

3. Will the Dallas Mavericks beat the Miami Heat in the 2011 NBA Championship?

As the Detroit Free Press sports writer Rob Parker would say, “No how, No way!!” Okay, I was wrong.

4. Do you care who wins the Stanley Cup?

What’s a Stanley Cup? And who is Stanley?

5. Do you like Louisana cajun chicken?

Yes, I eat chicken but I like my chicken baked not fired in a lot of Oil.

6. Have you seen Andrei Kirlenko’s full back tattoo?

Yes. It looks like a horror movie

7. Who is New York Congressman Anthony Weiner’s favorite NFL player?

Brett Favre, who else?

8. Are you going to read the new book Those Guys Have All The Fun: Inside ESPN?

I would but I heard it is 745 pages too long.

9. What do you want to tell boxer Bernard Hopkins?

Stop the executing of Donovan McNabb

10. Did you watch the College Softball World Series?

No. I was in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.

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