A Very American Coup By Michael – Louis Ingram, Editor-in-Chief...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.35
1. Did you win the Scripps National Spelling Bee?
No. I was disqualified for misspelling Dwyane Wade’s name.
2. Why is Kevin Durant upset with team mate Russell Westbrook?
Durant is upset because Westbrook tried to steal his thunder!!
3. Did you watch the French Open?
No. I didn’t watch the French Open because I don’t speak French
4. Do you think Miami Heat’s point guard Mike Bibby’s headband is too big?
Yes. Mike Bibby’s headband is so big; it looks like he is a member of the Taliban.
5. Do you watch Arena Football?
No. I would rather watch hockey instead.
6. Did you hear what Dr. Cornell West said about President Obama?
Yes. But I needed a dictionary to understand what he was talking about.
7. Do you know who Rafael Nadal is?
Yes. He is the King of Clay.
8. Why did Shaquille O’Neal retire?
The big Shaq Diesel simply ran out of gas.
9. Did you see the Royal Wedding?
No. I was locked in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
10. What do you want to tell Sarah Palin?
Please don’t run for President
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