HERE COMES THE HATER vol.30

By Eric D.Graham
Updated: May 12, 2011

1.What do you think about the Dallas Cowboys (WR) Dez Bryant?

He is living up to the number 88. He is the new Michael Irvin

2. Is Osama bin Laden in Hell?

NO, Osama bin Laden is swimming with the fishes.

3. Do you like Hockey?

No, I HATE hockey, but I love the green men.

4. Did you go to church on Sunday?

Yes. I went to church on Sunday and the preacher told me, “he wanted my money but not my two cents.”

5. If the gas prices increase to $5.00 a gallon, what will you do?

I will ride my green machine to school….There is no shame in my game.

6. What advice do you have for the Dallas Cowboys Dez Bryant?

If you are not going to carry Roy Williams shoulder pads at least pull up your pants.

7. What advice do you have for the Saints Reggie Bush?

Reggie, they have already taken away your Heisman Trophy.Now, I think they should take away your twitter account.

8. Why did the Los Angeles Lakers lose to the Dallas Mavericks?

Laker point guard Steve Blake gave everybody on the team…..CHICKEN POXS….

9. Did you watch the Kentucky Derby?

Yes….it was the most exciting 2 minutes of my life………

10. Do you still listen to the Bachelor’s Pad radio show host by L.A.Bachelor?

Yes…I listen to the Bachelor’s Pad while I’m in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazine.