THE LIBERATION OF P.K. SUBBAN By Michael – Louis...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.28
1. What is your opinion on Rashard Mendenhall’s recent tweets?
Actually, I agree with Mendenhall because I believe 9/11 was an inside job. But I’ll never tweet anything like that and lose my job.
2. Who should be the 2011 No.1 draft pick in the NFL?
Cam Newton, who else? Besides, he already knows what it feels like to play for money.
3. Now that President Obama has successfully captured and killed Osama bin Laden, what should the President do next?
Now that Osama bin Laden is dead and gone, the President should now focus on ending the NFL lockout.
4. What happens when you get older?
You cheer for the San Antonio Spurs.
5. What advice do you have for Nebraska head football coach Bo Pelini?
I am not from Nebraska. I am from Philly so don’t F%#@** curse at me!!!
6. Did you see New Orleans Hornets Chris Paul brake Kobe Bryant’s ankles?
NO….I didn’t see Chris Paul brake Kobe Bryant’s ankles but I saw Will Green brake Kobe’s leg. (LOL)
7. What does Democracy look like?
I don’t know what Democracy looks like…..but hope it does look like Amy Goodman. If so, Democracy needs a Extreme Makeover
8. Aren’t the Memphis Grizzlies good?
Yes….They are good but if they had Allen Iverson maybe then I’ll watch them play.
9. If the NFL season gets canceled, how will you spend your Sunday afternoon?
I’ll spend my Sunday evenings and afternoons, in my batroom, sitting on my toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old Jet magazines.
10.What will happen if Donald Trump becomes President of the United States?
If Donald Trump becomes President, he’ll probably re-name the White House the Trump House and setup another Casino.
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