By Professor Fred Whitted NORTH CAROLINA (BASN) — The title above...
By Desi Cortez BASN staff writer
Updated: April 9, 2011
Denver, CO—I wish I said it, but I didn’t, I’m just stealing it from Eagle’s lineman Todd Hermann who tweeted it, I’m just swiping it like Alexander Monday in . . . It takes a Thief. I can’t think of a better way to put the Ben Rothelisberger scandals into a nutshell. From Rapistberger to religiousberger The hypocrisy this NFL All-Pro likely HOF Signal Caller is displaying is shameful, but what’s far worst – the sports-writers of America who’re bending over, backwards, sideways, on the kitchen counter for Big Ben, supplying their own industrial petroleum jelly for lubricationand easy-access, in-and-out before you can say “bro-mance” – providing him a pass, treating this arraigned marriage as if it’s legit, googling and goggling over the strategically laid-out tid-bits; “don’t give us gifts, donate to a charity . . . ” Please, is there a charity on the list which assist women who’ve been raped? So now, lets get this untwisted and straight; Big Ben has concocted baby Jesus morals and values . . . might he have read a bible passage on the restaurant restroom wall as he was raping his last, yes victim? Religiousberger is claiming he won’t be living with his future wife until she’s his current wife, due to the couple’s religious beliefs. Get the hell out of here! Who’s advising Ben, Sarah Palin? Of course I could spend the next couple paragraphs illustrating the insanity in Ben choosing the “good book” as camouflage, but whats more interesting and telling – the kid-glove treatment this Big Cat-Daddy is receiving from the sports-press and fans. It’s as if he was accused of “J walking” or “disturbing the peace,” this man has been accused twice of rape. Apparently many of you won’t dig this, but dig this anyway; two different women, different times and places, Ben’s bodyguards were off-the-clock cops, evidence was destroyed by police, out-of-court settlements, i.e. pay-offs. We all know the real-deal here, C’mon gentlemen – the American sportsfans and sports writers, and when I say that I mean mostly, vastly White guys are sweeping this rapist dastardly deeds under the rug, Why? Rape remains the loaded issue that it is; women are almost required to have the entire incident video-recorded, presented along with a PowerPoint presentation, more then two witnesses, and at least one must be a male, and certainly not gay. The victim must have been dressed like a Pilgrim – yes this is the way rape is treated in our civilization, by men in particular. And lastly; Ben is a celebrity, i.e., the target of every gold digger from Maine to Spain, Bombay to LA . . . women do seek out n’ destroy men via the claim of rape – I don’t live in Disneyland, I merely wish I did. But let’s slow-down and stare like out-of-town tourist at this next aspect of why Rapistberger is being given the bye; it’s common knowledge, “a given” the NFL is desirous of White players doing well. As well is the predominately male Caucasian fan base. Ben Rothelisberger is a Great White Hope, he may be a dope, but he’s the everyday White guys dope, their alpha-male avatar, representing White boys in the games mean, bad and nasty Black dudes stole. Here, let me circle the block on that one; the NFL is desirous of, longing for, hungry to see White players do well. So much so do they turn a deaf-ear n’ blind-eye to the tiny indiscretions like . . . rape. But now if you buy a stolen laptop at age 19 while in college, get busted cheating on a test, well now that holds loads more bad tastin’ water then . . . rape. If you’re pitting pit bulls against each other in back yard brawls to the death, treating it like an legit hobby, investing time n’ cash into the death matches . . . between dogs . . . that’s worst then rape – at least as far as the White sportsfans and reporters are concerned. Unbelievable crap isn’t it? A nation of meat-eating, turtle-soup sippin’ hunters, clad in leather, head to toe, and nonetheless they are one n’ all “animal lovers” appalled over dog fighting. Pick up your feet whenever that argument is laid out, its getting deep, knee deep by that time Once more, the need is so great to have White men competing-in the games Americans love, that guys like Religiousberger, Brett Favre, Tom Brady are afforded a different set of standards, or at least the alleged high morals n’ values real god fearing patriotic American sportsfans claim to have adopted and live by . . . are conveniently lowered if not set aside all-together so the Great White Hope can stay in the fight, defending the honor and defining the essence of White people and their obvious overall superiority As it’s been for the almost half-a-millennium . . . it’s all about skin color in White folks eyes. Black people, and specifically Black men make White men, and specifically males uncomfortable, its a penis thing. It seems, in my humble o-pine, it’s crystal clear had it not been for segregation and the resulting exclusion of Blacks from American life, from sports to politics to business . . . . the noted alpha-males of society would not have been lily White. Logic mandates we question if guys like Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Johnny U, Frank Gifford, John Havlicheck and the rest of yesteryear’s White superstars would have made-the-cut at some level, Pee-Wee leagues/high school/college or pro – there was some brother their able and willing to compete . . .but White guys knew better, knew who was the better man in most of the competitions. Ben is being kept in the game because he’s a Great White Dope-of-a-Hope who’s simply representing. Unless they film Big Ben with his penis inserted in a resisting women will he ever be treated like the barbarian he is.