CAROLINA CRISIS: THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU By Michael...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.27
1. Do you drink soda?
No…I stopped drinking soda after see-ing that white girl drop it like it is hot in that Sun Drop commerical.
2. What do you think about BCS?
I think, the BCS is B.S.
3. What advice would you give President Obama?
I would tell him that former President Bill Clinton said, “The American people prefer an American president, who is strong and wrong, than one who is weak and right.
4. What advice would you give New York Giants (QB) Eli Manning?
This year, learn how to slide, you idiot…..
5. Who do you like better Derrick Rose or Amber Rose?
Derrick Rose has handles but Amber Rose has handles….so I have to say Amber Rose.
6. Do you think Donald Trump is going to be President of the United States?
No way…he has been firing people during the worst economic recession in the history of America.
7.Can the Boston Celtics win a NBA Championship this year?
Yes. Anything is Possible!!!!!
8. What advice do you have for the Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra?
Don’t let Lebron James shoot the last second shot.
9. Have you been watching the 76ers versus Miami Heat playoff series?
No…I have been in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines.
10. Do you believe all the conspiracy theories that former wrestler Jesse Ventura has been writing about?
No….I don’t believe in all those conspiracy theories but I wonder if the CIA gave him that ugly haircut.
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