SAVED FROM SHAQTIN’ By Arthur George-Special to BASN JaVale McGee is reclaiming...
HERE COMES THE HATER vol.24
1. Why did you start lifting weights?
I wanted my arms build like First Lady Michelle Obama
2. Who is going to win the 2011 Major League World Series?
The Philadelphia Phillies…..
3. Who is the MVP of the NBA?
Kobe Bryant a.k.a. The Black Mambo, of course. .
4. Did you watch the 2011 McDonald’s High School All-American All-Star game?
No. I Hate McDonald’s. I like Burger King.
5. What happened to Butler’s Cinderalla story?
It turned into an ugly step-sister.
6. Was the Big East the best conference in college basketball this year?
No. Nine of the 11 teams from the Big East lost in the first round of the 2011 NCAA tournament. Therefore, the Big East should be called the “Little”East.
7. Did you watch the Women’s NCAA Championship game between Norte Dame and Texas A &M?
Yes. It has been un-weave-able…I mean, it has been unbelievable.
8. Who is better Kemba Walker or Maya Moore?
Maya Moore without a doubt
9. Did you go to Daytona for Spring Break?
No.I was trapped in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines.
10. Do you know who Lisa Lampenili is?
YES, SHE IS THE QUEEN OF MEAN.
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