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HERE COMES THE HATER vol.22
“Live from My Toilet Talking S***”, is a new sports column featuring the infamous Black Athlete Sport Network’s Bobbee Bee “The Hater.” Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines
1. Do you think Terrell Owens has a bad attitude?
No. I don’t think T.O. has a bad attitude. He just has a personality people can’t handle.
2. Is Grant Hill an “Uncle Tom”?
No. Grant Hill is not an Uncle Tom. But Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is…..
3. What does the N.I.T stand for?
Not In the Tournament
4. Do you think we should sing the National Anthem before every sporting event?
NO. We shouldn’t sing the National Anthem before every game. Besides, we don’t know the words to the song anyway? Christian Aguilera proved that already…
5. Did you know Cincinnati Bengals (WR) Chad OchoCinco is trying-out for a Major League Soccer Team in Kansas City?
No. OchoCinco is such a media whore….I am sorry…I was thinking about the women on Basketball Wives
6. Do you think Tim Tebow’s underwear ads are Christ-like?
Who cares? Tebow played for the Florida Gators not the BYU Cougars. Which means there is no honor code.
7. Who does conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh hate the most….President Obama or Donovan McNabb?
Now, that’s a good question?
8. Did you watch the Final Four?
Nope. I was in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazines.
9. What are you getting your Grandma for her birthday?
That’s a dumb question! A No.7 Michael Vick jersey, what else?
10. Do you think R&B singer Chris Brown is bi-polar?
No. Chris Brown is not bi-polar. He is tri-polar.He is trying to sell his F.A.M.E. CD. He is trying to win back Rihanna? Plus, he is trying to convince all of us that blondes have more fun.
If you have any questions for Bobbee Bee, send them to firstname.lastname@example.org