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HERE COMES THE HATER vol.18
“Live from My Toilet Talking S***”, is a new sports column featuring the infamous Black Athlete Sport Network’s Bobbee Bee “The Hater.” Every week, Bobbee Bee will personally answer all of your tough sports questions while sitting on his toilet and reading some of his uncle’s old Jet magazines
1. Why do you think Tiki Barber is trying to play football again?
That’s an easy one…Child support…
2. Do you like Virginia Tech’s (QB) Tyrod Taylor?
Yes. He is a right handed Michael Vick
3. Do you like N.C.State Wolfpack basketball coach Sidney Lowe?
Yes. He looks like a big red M &M.
4. Did you see the video of New England Patriots (QB) Tom Brady dancing in Brazil?
Yes…..I am sorry to tell Tom Brady, he has officially had his ghetto pass revoked.
5. What do you think about Ohio State Buckeyes football coach Jim Tressel?
Just because you wear a sweater vest, does not mean you don’t lie….
6. Do you watch the reality show Basketball Wives?
No ….because the reality is nobody on the show is married
7. Is Geometry your favorite subject in school?
No, my favorite subject is Bracketology…..
8. Do you think the Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest is crazy?
No, I don’t think Ron Artest is crazy….Ron Artest is coo-coo for coco puffs!!
9. Did you watch the Duke vs. Hampton game?
No. I was in my bathroom, sitting on the toilet, reading some of my uncle’s old jet magazine
10. What would you tell President Obama if you went to the White House?
False Hope is worsethan No Hope
If you have any questions, you want to ask Bobbee Bee send them to email@example.com